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Synopsis
It's Survivor... on a big old boat! Fourteen volunteers are snatched from their everyday lives and stuck on a ship in "19th century conditions". They form two teams and sail from Portsmouth to the Canary Islands on a search for treasure, but if they receive a black mark from the captain, they are made to walk the plank and are off the show.
We doubt this is substantially worse than a lot of stuff ITV have put out since it was made, but for reasons known only to themselves, the former Britain's Favourite Button has apparently decided not to broadcast it. Maybe someone left the lens cap on for the whole month of filming, or something.