Beat the Teacher
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Host
Howard Stableford (original host)
Paul Jones
Broadcast
BBC, 24 September 1984 - 27 October 1988 (164 episodes)
Synopsis
Ingenious game which levelled the odds between the oh-so-smug teachers and the school kiddies. It was originally commissioned to run for four days a week for seven weeks, and it packed a heck of a lot of gameplay into its tiny 15 minute time slot.
One child (about 13 years old) and teacher played a game of noughts and crosses where each of the nine position was a 3-D cube with a vertical axis through it. The cubes displayed the sequence X-blank-O-blank (then back to X), so if either blank was displayed you didn't know whether the next position was X or O (unless you remembered what it was last time that position was moved - aha! tactics!)
1, 2, 3 or (very occasionally) 4 moves of the board could be earned by answering correspondingly difficult questions. These were of the puzzle and trick variety, for example:
- Q) How far can a dog run into a wood?
- A) Half way - then it would be running out of the wood.
Hence, both Sir and Swot had an equal chance (or so the theory went). Particularly ingenious contestants could wait for their opponent to almost fill up the board, buzz in to play their joker (which reversed all the squares on the board), answered a question to claim all the new points that had been made and then completed the board, earning a massive bonus, and randomizing the board. Because the other opponent wasn't allowed to play their joker until a sand glass had run out of sand, this was normally enough to sink the teacher. In your face, sir!
Inventor
Clive Doig, who also produced the show and wrote many of the questions.
Theme music
The original theme music was composed by Mike Batt (q.v. Big Break). The 1988 season music was specially composed and performed by Martin Cook.
Trivia
Over the whole series of the programme, the kids actually came out slightly on top in terms of overall wins, although when the teachers won an episode they would win big. Indeed, in most series, it would become fairly obvious at some point who would go on to win overall, whether teacher or pupil, although surprises did occur too.
In the 1984 series alone, the kids won 13 of the 28 match-ups. The winners of this series were the pupils and teachers of Monk's Walk School, Welwyn Garden City, Herts. The others taking part were: Bedford's Park School, Romford; Brickhill Middle School, Bedford; Fortismere School, London; Impington Village College, Cambridgeshire; King David High School, Liverpool; St. Bernadette's R.C. School, Bristol and Weald School, Billingshurst.
The 1985 series consisted of a knock-out competition followed by an "Individual Champions" run where either a single boy or girl, or a teacher, another adult or even a celebrity stayed in until they were defeated. In this series, the appropriately-named Mr Champion won so many games that he was eventually replaced by one of his pupils on the show. However, despite reaching the semi-finals, he did not go on to win the series, which was won by another very strong teacher, Mr Wallin.
Peter Simon was the show's regular warm-up man.
Prizes varied over the series. In the first series, winners of the first round would get a day out at Alton Towers, along with a choice of a camera, a telescope, a pair of binoculars or a remote-controlled car. Losers would get a mug that bore the slogan, 'Beat The Teacher - Failure', apparently so that any teachers who lost would feel embarrassed in front of their colleagues in the staffroom, as Howard Stableford was always keen to point out! Losers in the semi-finals would get a 'Beat the Brains Out' hat, which was actually worn by winners in later series. Losers in the final week would get an alarm clock, while winners would get a trip to Florida.
Merchandise
There was at least one Beat the Teacher quiz book published.
