Topless Darts
Synopsis
One of a number of L!ve TV shows that mixed lowbrow humour with naked flesh that achieved high post pub ratings. "They" do say that the secret of a good show is a premise that can be summed up in one line, and if that's the criterion, then this was a runaway success.
Some females play darts whilst topless. On a beach, if they're lucky. And that's it.
Actually, it wasn't even that good - the rule was simply "first to get a bullseye wins" and (well-substantiated) rumour has it that even then, the game was fixed, and the darts you saw hitting the board weren't necessarily the darts you saw being thrown. Like anyone cared.
Eventually branched out to do themed episodes, such as Topless Darts in Space and so on. A notorious "world cup" edition saw an England versus Germany match in which the English contestant won 3-0 and therefore received the top half of her football kit to go along with the shorts. Although it was originally a 90s phenomenon, the show enjoyed a second lease of life in the noughties courtesy of the revived L!ve TVs repeats on Sky's channel 214.
Trivia
When L!VE TV was Millwall FC's shirt sponsor, they originally wanted to advertise this show on the shirts, but club bosses nixed that idea because they were worried it might encourage fans to throw darts. They compromised on promoting the channel's other vaguely high-profile show The Weather In Norwegian instead.
Merchandise
A video was released in 1996.
Inventor
Nick Ferrari
