The Restaurant
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Host
Raymond Blanc
Co-hosts
Voiceover: Alex Jennings (2007), Barbara Flynn (2008)
Judging panel: Sarah Willingham (both series), Lee Cash and John Lederer (2007), David Moore (2008)
George Lamb (The Restaurant:You're Fried)
Broadcast
BBC Two, 29th August 2007 to present
The Restaurant: You're Fried! BBC Three, 2007
Synopsis
Chef Raymond Blanc, that's French for Ray White, attempts to be the bastard child of Gordon Ramsay and Evan Davis (ugh) by watching nine different couples make a hash of running their own restaurant from scratch - so shouldn't it be called The Nine Restaurants, then?
Each restaurant is run by a couple, and given a name and theme chosen by the new occupants. The couples range from newlyweds to sisters to mother & son, and the concepts include Ghanaian food, a New York diner and fine dining.
It's a cheeky move by the BBC, since most of the format borrows very heavily from The Apprentice made by out-of-house indie company TalkbackThames. Replace Sugar with Blanc, shots of Docklands skyscrapers with the Oxfordshire countryside, black cabs with Volkswagen people carriers, Margaret & Nick with three restaurant inspectors and you're there - even the composer is the same.
Fair play to the lavish production. Possibly it is just a bit too lavish - hiring nine empty kitchens can't have been cheap, a heck of a lot of activity is packed into a one hour episode, and the couples living together in a country mansion dimension seems unnecessary in this particular formula.
You'd have thought the people going on this kind of thing would've learned the five golden rules from Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares: (1) don't try to arrange the chairs in the last 5 minutes; (2) don't serve raw chicken; (3) don't book the whole restaurant in for the same time; (4) make sure the menu is correct; and (5) don't serve all the champagne at once. Yet in episode one, virtually everyone broke one of these rules.
This is a cutthroat business - more than half of all new reality shows fail within their first year. The Restaurant is high quality stuff, but more calculating and less edgy than Apprentice and its ilk. The pacing and scheduling is very odd - episodes vary from every man for himself competitions to head-to-head Challenge eliminators. Eventually people get kicked out in the usual manner and one couple remains. Ray will hand the valiant winners a "six figure" investment to start their own gaff for real. So next time you're in need of a sausage sarnie on the M42, pop in.
A second series turned up in 2008, with more action from Raymondo promised. That's fine as long as there's English subtitles this time, and they ban the phrase "All your 'eart". The show has occupied an awkward niche, being clearly not in the same blockbuster league as its obvious inspiration The Apprentice, but creating what feels like just enough of a buzz to justify its continued existence, hence the commissioning of a third series in 2009. Two non-gameshow spin-offs are also promised: a straight cookery show with M. Blanc demonstrating recipes from the main show, and a docusoap following 2008's runners-up Alasdair and James in their subsequent ventures.
Trivia
BBC America airs the show under the title Last Restaurant Standing, to distinguish it from an unrelated NBC show that aired for a couple of seasons in 2003-4.
Champions
2007: Jeremy and Jane Hooper, who went on to open "Eight at The Thatch". Locals seem to like it but early newspaper reviewers weren't so sure [1]. Jane had a child after four months, and they both left the restaurant.
2008: Russell Clement and Michele English.
Inventor
Alan Brown
Theme music
Dru Masters