Take Me Out
Synopsis
Paddy McGuinness, the seemingly self-appointed "General Love-meister", hosts a dating programme in which 30 single women are looking for love. The show opens with the thirty single women entering down a staircase, before standing behind a podium bearing their name, with fifteen podiums on each side of the central love lift. Once the women are in place, Mr McGuinness makes a cheesy, and sometimes mildly suggestive comment along the lines of, 'Let the butter, see the crumpet', or, 'Let the tomato, see the sauce', followed by a cry of 'Single man. Reveal yourself!'. At this point a man descends in the love lift, to the sound of a song we are told he has chosen himself. Once he has briefly strutted around in front of the women, we move on to the main game.
The first round, is perhaps the quickest, and certainly the most superficial. Here, based only on the man's appearance, choice of music, name, and home town, the 30 women must declare themselves in or out, by means of pressing a button on their podium, which will turn their light from red to white, or in the words of the host, 'No like-ee, no light-ee'. Once some, none or fewer of the women have declared themselves out, the host makes his way over for a brief chat with some of the women to see why they made the choice they did.
The second and third rounds often swap places in the running order, but each round sticks to the same format each time it is played. One round will see the man display some kind of skill or talent. This can be anything from musical skills to physical prowess. During their performance, the remaining women are once again afforded the opportunity to declare themselves out by pressing the button on their podium. The other round sees a video clip played of the man talking about themselves, their hobbies and interests, and what they look for in a women. The man's family members often feature in the video clip too, often revealing things the man would rather be kept quiet, more often that not resulting in a few more women declaring themselves out.
If at any point during the three rounds, all 30 women declare themselves out, the man leaves without a date. However if some women are still in play at the end of the three rounds, then the man has definitely got a date. If only one woman remains in play, then they will automatically go on a date with the man. If two women remain then they are each asked the same question by the man, to which they must provide an answer on the spot, the more suggestive the better. If more than two woman remain after the end of round three, then the man must walk along the row of podiums, and turn off the lights of the women he is not interested in, leaving just two to answer his question. Once the two women have answered the question, the man then walks over to the podium of the women he is not interested in, and turns out her light, thereby setting up a date with the last remaining women.
Unlike it's predecessor, no expense has been spent on the location for the dates. No foreign holidays here, just a visit to what we are told is Manchester's most exclusive nightclub, Fernando's. It's here where the lucky couple will waste a few hours of their life, highlights of which we can see on next week's programme. Once the couple have been sent on their way, the whole of the above is repeated a further three times.
In short, it's cheap, it's lowbrow, but it never professes to be anything else, and it has become something of a sleeper hit.
Catchphrases
'Single man. Reveal yourself!'
'No like-ee, no light-ee'
'Turn one girl off, and take one girl out'
Trivia
Although the name isn't real, Fernando's, where the couples are sent on their dates, is a real nightclub, and not a purpose-built set. The club is actually called Bijou, and is located on Chapel Street, near the city's MEN Arena.
Applications
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