The start of Eurovision Song Contest week is marked with a Blue Peter special (CBBC, 11am Saturday). The semi-finals go out on Tuesday and Thursday (BBC3 and RTE2, 8pm). Business fans will be pleased to hear about Meindia Dy Fusnes (S4C, 5pm Mon, Wed), in which teams invest in their friends' business ideas. There's also a new series of The Apprentice (BBC1, 9pm Tue, Wed), but no-one cares about that. And if you find yourself wondering whatever happened to last year's Big Brother winner, Channel 5 has There's Something About Josie (10pm Mon) to help out. We're wondering what happened to Ratings Bear?
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Saturday 7 May
| 0450 | C4 | Wogan's Perfect Recall
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| 0515 | C4 | Countdown
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| 0700 | QUES | Cash Cab
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| 0800 | BBC2 | Fee Fi Fo Yum
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| 0825 | CBBC | The Slammer
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| 0925 | CBBC | Hole in the Wall
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| 1000 | BBC2 | Relic: Guardians of the Museum
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| 1100 | WTCH | Total Wipe Us Out x2
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| 1100 | Rad5 | Fighting Talk
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| 1100 | CBBC | Blue Peter | It's the annual Eurovision special, with Barney Harwood winning the Eurovision Silly Jackets competition.
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| 1105 | TV5 | A Table!
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| 1120 | C4 | Great British Hairdresser | HD.
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| 1228 | Rad4 | The News Quiz
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| 1320 | ITV2 | Pop Idle Us | Also TV3 1610.
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| 1500 | WTCH | Total Wipeout x2
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| 1505 | BBCH | Copycats
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| 1530 | TV5 | Questions Pour un Champion
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| 1555 | C4 | Come Dine With Me Down Under x5
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| 1630 | CITV | Jungle Run
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| 1735 | BBC1 | Don't Scare the Hare
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| 1845 | TV3 | Take Me Out UK
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| 1900 | BBC1 | So You Think You Can Dance | Continues 2050. HD.
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| 1900 | ITV | Sing If You Can | HD.
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| 1900 | WTCH | Total Wipeout Australia
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| 2000 | ITV | Britain's Got Talent | HD. The irrelevance continues on ITV2 and TV3 at 2100.
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| 2005 | BBC1 | Who Dares Wins
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| 2015 | RTE1 | Winning Streak
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| 2100 | C4 | The Million Pound Drop Live | HD.
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| 2100 | BBC2 | Have I Got a Bit More Old News For You | Alexander Armstrong, Ross Noble, and someone called Victoria Cohen. Also BBC-HD; Wales 2200.
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| 2140 | DAVE | Never Mind the Buzzcocks
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| 2300 | Rad4 | Counterpoint
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Sunday 8
| 0515 | C4 | Countdown
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| 0700 | QUES | Cash Cab
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| 0800 | BBC2 | Fee Fi Fo Yum
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| 0825 | ITV | May the Best House Win
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| 0900 | CBBC | Total Wipeout
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| 0900 | MOR4 | Scrapheap Challenge x4
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| 0925 | ITV | Dickinson's Real Deal | Not STV.
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| 1025 | ITV | Sing If You Can
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| 1130 | BBC2 | Great British Menu
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| 1204 | Rad4 | The Unbelievable Truth
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| 1230 | ITV | Dinner Date
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| 1455 | TV3 | Come Dine With Me
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| 1530 | TV5 | Questions Pour un Champion
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| 1535 | BBCH | Copycats
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| 1540 | ITV | Britain's Got Talent | Repeat from last night. HD. TV3 1155.
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| 1600 | Mor4 | Come Dine With Me x5
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| 1630 | CITV | Jungle Run
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| 1630 | C4 | Deal or No Deal | AudioD.
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| 1715 | BBC1 | A Question of Sport | Scotland only.
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| 1800 | DAVE | Have I Got A Bit More News For You
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| 1900 | ITV | The Cube | HD.
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| 1900 | C4 | Come Dine With Me | East London. HD.
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| 1900 | WTCH | Scream If You Know the Answer
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| 1915 | TV3 | Family Fortunes
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| 2000 | DAVE | Total Wipe Us Out x2
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| 2100 | DAVE | Have I Got A Bit More News For You
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| 2300 | DAVE | Would I Lie to You?
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| 2325 | BBC1 | QI | Scotland only.
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| 2340 | DAVE | Never Mind the Buzzcocks
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Weekdays
| 0700 | QUES | Cash Cab
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| 0800 | BBC2 | Wait For It
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| 0900 | CBBC | Mission 2110
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| 1130 | CBBC | Trapped | Signed We, Th.
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| 1155 | CBBC | Trade Your Way to the USA
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| 1215 | BBC1 | Bargain Hunt
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| 1230 | C4 | Come Dine With Me x5
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| 1425 | S4C | 0 Ond 1 | Not Mo.
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| 1430 | MOR4 | Come Dine With Me
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| 1500 | MOR4 | Coach Trip
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| 1505 | BBC1 | Copycate | We-Fr only.
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| 1510 | C4 | Countdown | Gloria Hunniford.
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| 1530 | TV5 | Questions Pour un Champion
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| 1600 | C4 | Deal or No Deal | AudioD.
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| 1605 | ITV3 | Dickinson's Real Deal
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| 1630 | CBBC | School of Silence
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| 1630 | BBC2 | Pointless
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| 1700 | ITV | Britain's Best Dish | ATVland. Not STV. HD.
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| 1700 | C4 | Come Dine With Me | Hour-long repeats. HD.
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| 1715 | BBC1 | The Weakest Link
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| 1800 | BBC2 | Eggheads | Also BBC-HD.
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| 1800 | DAVE | Dragons' Den
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| 1830 | TV3 | Come Dine With Me
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| 1830 | BBC2 | Great British Menu | Also BBC-HD.
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| 1850 | MOR4 | Come Dine With Me
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Monday 9
| 0105 | BBC1 | Masterchef | Signed. Not NI.
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| 0455 | C4 | Wogan's Perfect Recall
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| 0520 | C4 | Countdown
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| 0925 | ITV2 | Odd One In.
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| 1230 | Rd4X | The Unbelievable Truth | As heard on Radio 4 last week. Also 2200.
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| 1330 | Rad4 | Counterpoint
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| 1405 | Rsco | Swots
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| 1700 | S4C | Meindia Dy Fusnes New! | Teams invest in their friends' business ideas.
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| 1830 | Rad4 | The Unbelievable Truth | Arthur Smith, Tony Hawks, Rhod Gilbert, Charlie Brooker.
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| 1900 | BBC3 | Total Wipeout
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| 1900 | ITV2 | Family Fortunes
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| 2100 | LIV | Four Weddings Revisited | Lowlights from previous series.
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| 2100 | SKY1 | A League of Their Own Unseen
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| 2140 | DAVE | Mock the Week
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| 2200 | BBC2 | Never Mind the Buzzcocks | Not NI.
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| 2200 | C5 | There's Something About Josie New! | Questions we're rarely asked, number 84: whatever happened to Josie Gibson, winner of Big Brother 11?
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| 2235 | BBC1 | A Question of Sport | Michael Vaughan, Chemmy Alcott, Christian Malcolm, Gary Pallister. Wales, Scot, NI 2305.
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Tuesday 10
| 0025 | BBC1 | Masterchef
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| 0510 | C4 | Codex
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| 0555 | C4 | Wogan's Perfect Recall
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| 2000 | BBC3 | Eurovision Song Contest New! | Semi-final 1, with Graham Norton doing his Paddy O'Connell impression. Also BBC-HD, and RTE2 with Marty Whelan.
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| 2100 | DAVE | QI XL
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| 2100 | BBC1 | The Apprentice New! | It is to business as Bullseye is to professional darts, says a businessman. HD.
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| 2200 | DAVE | Mock the Week
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| 2200 | BBC2 | The Apprentice You're Fired New! | Someone who's not Adrian Chiles discusses the shattered dreams of tonight's uselessnesses, assuming they finished in Dusseldorf on time. Also BBC-HD.
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| 2240 | DAVE | Have I Got News for You
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Wednesday 11
| 0510 | C4 | Full Metal Challenge | Signed.
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| 0930 | Rd4X | I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue | May 1984.
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| 1600 | BBC1 | Trade Your Way to the USA | The New York final, from New York. In the USA.
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| 1700 | S4C | Meindia Dy Fusnes
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| 1830 | ALBA | Gleusta
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| 1900 | BBC2 | Gleusta | Last week's edition; Scotland only.
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| 1900 | BBC3 | The Apprentice | As seen yesterday. Also BBC-HD.
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| 1930 | TG4 | Survivor | Nicaragua.
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| 2100 | BBC1 | The Apprentice | Mobile Phone Application: can these people condense their ego into 160 characters? HD.
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| 2200 | BBCH | QI
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| 2200 | BBC2 | Never Mind the Buzzcocks | Dermot O'Leary.
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| 2200 | BBC2 | The Apprentice You're Fired
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| 2245 | BBC1 | Would I Lie to You? | Wales 2315, not Scot.
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| 2320 | DAVE | Argumental
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Thursday 12
| 0430 | BBC3 | The Apprentice | Tuesday's episode. Signed.
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| 0525 | C4 | Countdown
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| 0930 | Rd4X | Just a Minute | June 1998.
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| 1900 | BBC3 | The Apprentice | Also BBC-HD.
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| 1930 | ITV2 | Pop Idle Us
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| 1930 | RTE2 | OMG - It's Eurovision Special | Here's how confident RTE are of their choice: the doc following Jedward to Dusseldorf goes out here, and not on Saturday.
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| 2000 | C4 | Three In a Bed
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| 2000 | DAVE | QI XL
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| 2000 | BBC3 | Eurovision Song Contest New! | Semi-final 2. Also RTE2 and RTE Radio 1 from 1930, with Shay Byrne and Zbyszek Zalinski.
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| 2200 | ITV2 | Celebrity Juice | Chris Moyles is Holly Willoughby. Shane Lunch, Keith Duffy, and Lulu appear, as do Jedward. Again.
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Friday 13
| 0420 | BBC3 | The Apprentice | Wednesday's episode. Signed.
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| 0450 | C4 | Wogan's Perfect Recall
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| 0515 | C4 | Countdown
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| 0930 | Rd4X | Does the Team Think? Old! | Vic Reeves' revival from 2007.
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| 1230 | Rd4X | The News Quiz | As heard on Radio 4 last week. An extended version at 2200.
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| 1630 | CBBC | Hole in the Wall
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| 1830 | Rad4 | The News Quiz
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| 1903 | Rwal | Jest a Minute Old! | A classic episode.
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| 2000 | WTCH | Total Wipeout Australia
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| 2100 | DAVE | Mock the Week
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| 2100 | ITV2 | Pop Idle Us
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| 2100 | TV3 | Head Chef | Cooking their friends and family in the Missing Prepositions round.
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| 2100 | C4 | The Million Pound Drop Live
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| 2100 | BBC1 | Have I Got News for You | The helpful billings department tells us there's a guest host and guest panelists. There we were, expecting people who, take out, superinjunctions. HD, NI 2130.
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| 2130 | SKY1 | A League of Their Own | Best of. HD.
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| 2220 | DAVE | Have I Got News for You
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| 2235 | ITV | The Cube | Not STV.
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| 2335 | ITV | Take Me Out | Not STV.
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| 0105 | BBC1 | Masterchef | Signed. NI only.
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Channel abbreviations
| 4MUS | 4 Music
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| ABSR | Absolute Radio
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| ALBA | BBC Alba
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| ARTS | Sky Arts
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| BBC1 | BBC1 (Network unless otherwise noted)
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| BBC2 | BBC2 (Network unless otherwise noted)
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| BBC3 | BBC3
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| BBC4 | BBC4
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| BBCH | BBC-HD
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| BORD | Border (ITV in Cumbria and south-west Scotland)
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| C4 | Channel 4
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| C5 | Channel 5
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| CBBC | CBBC
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| CBBS | Cbeebies
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| CLAS | Classic FM (Radio)
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| DAVE | Dave
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| DISN | Disney Channel
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| DMAX | D-MAX
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| DRT | Discovery Real Time
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| ESPC | ESPN Classic
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| ESPT | Eurosport
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| ESP2 | Eurosport 2
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| FOOD | UKTV Good Food
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| FSTR | 5*
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| GOLD | UKTV Gold
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| HOME | UKTV Home
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| HTV | HTV (ITV in Wales; Wales only unless noted)
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| ITV | ITV1 (Network unless otherwise noted)
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| ITV2 | ITV2
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| ITV3 | ITV3
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| ITV4 | ITV4
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| LIV | Sky Living
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| LIV2 | Sky Living It
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| LFC | LFC TV
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| MOR4 | More 4
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| NICK | Nickelodeon
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| PICK | Pick TV
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| QUES | Quest
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| Rad1 | BBC Radio 1
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| Rad2 | BBC Radio 2
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| Rad3 | BBC Radio 3
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| Rad4 | BBC Radio 4
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| Rad5 | BBC Radio 5
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| Rd4X | BBC Radio 4Xtra
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| RCym | BBC Radio Cymru
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| RSct | BBC Radio Scotland
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| RUls | BBC Radio Ulster
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| RWal | BBC Radio Wales
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| RLLY | UKTV Really
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| RTE1 | RTE1 (Irish)
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| RTE2 | RTE2 (Irish)
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| RTR1 | RTE Radio 1 (Irish)
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| S4CD | S4C Digidol
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| SKY1 | Sky 1
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| SKY2 | Sky 2
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| STV | STV (ITV1 in North and Central Scotland)
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| TLKS | Talk Sport (radio)
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| TV3 | TV3 (Irish)
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| TV5 | TV5 Monde (Europe)
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| TG4 | TG 4 (Irish)
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| UTV | Ulster Television (ITV1 in Northern Ireland)
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| WTCH | Watch
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AudioD - Audio Description for the blind.
HD - Also shown in high-definition.
Signed - in-vision British Sign Language translation.
See also
TV Guide Last Week
