TV Guide Last Week

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'''[[Strictly Come Dancing]]''' begins in earnest on Saturday, and '''''Strictly Come Dancing It Takes Two''''' resumes (BBC2, 6.30 weekdays). There's a new run of '''[[Never Mind the Buzzcocks]]''' (BBC2, 10pm Monday), and the second series of '''[[Beer & Pizza Club]]''' (ITV4, 10pm Tuesday). New runs of '''''The Apprentice Ireland''''' (TV3, 9pm Monday) and '''''America's Next Top Model''''' (UK Living, 9pm Tuesday). And the return of some old faves - '''[[Splatalot]]''' (BBC2, 8.25am Saturday), '''[[Don't Scare the Hare]]''' (BBC1, 2.50 Saturday), and '''[[Impossible?]]''' (Channel 5, 11pm Wednesday).
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Saturday sees the first competition in '''[[Strictly Come Dancing]]''' (BBC1, 6.05) and '''[[The X Factor]]''' (ITV, 7.30). Readers will wish to lay on sleeping bags and extra provisions, because there's almost five hours of performance there. Low expectations for '''[[High Stakes]]''' (ITV1 and Channel, 8pm Tuesday), as viewers to UTV don't see it until 11pm, and those watching STV have something else entirely. Elsewhere, '''[[Signed by Katie Price|Singed by Katie Price]]''' (UK Living, 9pm Monday) follows around the Eurovision reject in search of better grammar, the return of '''[[Coach Trip|Celebrity Coach Trip]]''' (C4, 5pm weekdays), and there's a special edition of '''[[The Write Stuff]]''' (Radio 4, 6.30 Wednesday). New runs of '''[[Fferm Ffactor]]''' (S4C, 8.25 Wednesday) and '''[[Have I Got News for You]]''' (BBC1, 9pm Friday).
Schedules subject to change.
Schedules subject to change.
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===Saturday 1 October===
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===Saturday 8 October===
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|0825||CBBC||The Slammer
|0825||CBBC||The Slammer
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|0835||BBC2||Splatalot <font color=red>New!</font>
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|0835||BBC2||Splatalot
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|1005||CBBS||Kerwhizz
|1005||CBBS||Kerwhizz
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|1100||Rad5||Fighting Talk
|1100||Rad5||Fighting Talk
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|1100||C5||Big Brother||HD.
 
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|1105||TV5||A Table!
|1105||TV5||A Table!
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|1115||BBC2||Blast Lab
|1115||BBC2||Blast Lab
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|1130||C5||Big Brother||HD.
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|1228||Rad4||The News Quiz
|1228||Rad4||The News Quiz
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|1400||ITV||The X Factor||Repeat from last Sunday.
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|1345||ITV||The X Factor||Repeat from last Sunday.
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|1440||DAVE||Genius
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|1400||DAVE||Dragons' Den x2
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|1450||BBC1||Don't Scare the Hare <font color=red>New!</font>||Back with the most jaw-dropping show of the year. HD.
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|1400||BBC2||The Great British Bake Off Masterclass||England, Wales 1535. NI 1600.
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|1500||BBC2||Celebrity Masterchef||NI only; as seen elsewhere yesterday.
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|1415||BBC1||A Question of Sport||HD.
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|1505||WTCH||Total Wipe Us Out
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|1430||WTCH||Total Wipe Us Out
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|1530||BBC1||A Question of Sport||HD.
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|1445||BBC1||Don't Scare the Hare||One more show after this.
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|1530||TV5||Questions Pour un Champion
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|1500||BBC2||The Great British Bake Off||Scotland only.
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|1600||BBC1||Celebrity Masterchef||HD. Continues at 1730.
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|1530||BBC2||Celebrity Masterchef||NI only; as seen elsewhere yesterday.
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|1610||C4||Come Dine With Me x5||HD.
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|1530||TV5||Questions Pour un Champion
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|1625||C4||Come Dine With Me x5||HD.
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|1630||CITV||Jungle Run
|1630||CITV||Jungle Run
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|1630||BBCH||Copycats x2
|1630||BBCH||Copycats x2
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|1800||BBC1||Strictly Come Dancing||HD.
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|1700||RLLY||The OC||Victoria Coren asks difficult questions of Californians. Like, "what's your name?"
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|1705||BBC1||Celebrity Masterchef||HD.
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|1800||ITV||Family Fortunes||Peter Andre ''v'' Kate Thornton. HD.
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|1830||ITV||Family Fortunes||Chris Bisson ''v'' Harry McFly, assuming he's not popped over to BBC1 to dance there. HD.
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|1805||BBC1||Strictly Come Dancing||HD. With additional commentary on BBCi.
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|1900||DAVE||Have I Got News For You
|1900||DAVE||Have I Got News For You
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|1930||ITV||The X Factor||Houses rented by the judges 1. Also TV3. Xtra Factor follows on ITV2 and TV3. HD.
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|1930||ITV||The X Factor||Live performances, two-and-a-half hours of. Bring your own coffee. Also TV3. Xtra Factor follows on ITV2 and TV3. HD.
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|2010||RTE1||Winning Streak
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|2005||RTE1||Winning Streak
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|2035||BBC1||Secret Fortune
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|2050||BBC1||Secret Fortune||Play along on Super Ceefax. Actually, don't bother, it's rubbish.
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|2100||BBC2||QI XL||BBC-HD 2100.
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|2100||BBC2||QI XL||Also BBC-HD. Scotland 2145, allowing coverage of a football match against Liechtenstein.
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|2130||C4||The Million Pound Drop Live||HD.
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|2100||DAVE||Have I Got News for You Night
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|2130||C5||Big Brother||HD. Bit on the Side follows on 5*.
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|2200||C4||The Million Pound Drop Live||HD.
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|2255||C4||8 Out of 10 Cats||Extended edition.
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|2200||C5||Big Brother||HD. Bit on the Side follows on 5*.
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|2300||Rad4||Round Britain Quiz
|2300||Rad4||Round Britain Quiz
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|2320||C4||8 Out of 10 Cats||Extended edition.
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===Sunday 2===
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===Sunday 9===
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|0610||WTCH||The Weakest Link||Paranormal.
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|0600||WTCH||The Weakest Link x3
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|0710||WTCH||Masterchef Australia x6
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|0710||C4||Stockton Rat Race||All we know about Stockton: they have great librarians.
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|0805||BBC2||Junior Masterchef
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|1000||MOR4||Scrapheap Challenge x4
|1000||MOR4||Scrapheap Challenge x4
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|1000||C5||The Beat Goes On||To be reviewed in the next Week. HD.
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|1005||CBBS||Kerwhizz
|1005||CBBS||Kerwhizz
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|1130||BBC2||The Great British Bake Off||HD.
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|1100||C5||Big Brother||HD.
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|1140||C5||The Beat Goes On||HD.
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|1130||BBC2||The Great British Bake Off||Not Scotland.
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|1204||Rad4||Just a Minute
|1204||Rad4||Just a Minute
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|1240||C5||Big Brother||HD.
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|1320||ITV||The X Factor||Repeat from last night. HD. TV3 1050.
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|1300||ITV||The X Factor||Repeat from last night. HD. TV3 1245.
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|1410||BBC1||Bargain Hunt||Not Scotland.
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|1430||Mor4||Four in a Bed x5
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|1420||Mor4||Four in a Bed x5
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|1520||TV3||Come Dine With Me
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|1420||TV3||Come Dine With Me
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|1530||BBCH||Copycats x2
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|1535||C4||Deal or No Deal||AudioD.
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|1540||CBBC||The Slammer
|1540||CBBC||The Slammer
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|1605||CBBC||Alesha's Street Dance Stars
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|1610||CBBC||Alesha's Street Dance Stars
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|1630||CITV||Jungle Run
|1630||CITV||Jungle Run
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|1655||C4||Deal or No Deal||AudioD.
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|1705||Mor4||Come Dine With Me x5
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|1710||Mor4||Come Dine With Me x5
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|1730||RTE2||Masterchef Ireland x2
|1730||RTE2||Masterchef Ireland x2
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|1800||BBC2||Dragons' Den||How to Win. Not Scotland.
|1800||BBC2||Dragons' Den||How to Win. Not Scotland.
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|1830||RTE1||Celebrity Bainisteoir||PJ Gallagher (funny) ''v'' Paul Gogarty (Green).
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|1830||RTE1||Celebrity Bainisteoir
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|1845||ITV||Holding Out for a Hero||HD.
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|1900||ITV||Holding Out for a Hero||HD.
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|1900||TV3||Family Fortunes
|1900||TV3||Family Fortunes
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|1900||WTCH||Masterchef Australia
|1900||WTCH||Masterchef Australia
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|1900||ITV2||The Biggest Loser
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|1925||BBC1||Strictly Come Dancing||The results. HD.
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|1900||BBC1||Countryfile||Matt Baker and Helen Skelton at the World Sheepdog Trials.
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|1930||RTE1||Put 'em Under Pressure
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|1930||RTE1||Put 'em Under Pressure||Kevin McStay, Mick Dowling, Conor Niland, Frankie Sheahan.
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|1930||TG4||An Jig Gig
|1930||TG4||An Jig Gig
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|1945||ITV||The X Factor||HD. Also TV3. Xtra Factor follows on ITV2 and TV3.
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|2000||ITV||The X Factor||With a performance from last year's winner, Biffy Clyro. HD. Also TV3. Xtra Factor follows on ITV2 and TV3.
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|2000||ALBA||Cocaire nan Cocairean
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|2000||PICK||Wayne Rooney's Street Striker <font color=red>New!</font>||New to DTTV.
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|2000||PICK||Wayne Rooney's Street Striker
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|2100||C5||Big Brother||HD. Bit on the Side follows on 5*.
|2100||C5||Big Brother||HD. Bit on the Side follows on 5*.
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|2100||DAVE||QI XL
|2100||DAVE||QI XL
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|2320||BBC2||Mock the Week||Scotland 0005.
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|2300||DAVE||Mock the Week
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===Weekdays===
===Weekdays===
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|1000||CBBC||Blast Lab
|1000||CBBC||Blast Lab
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|1100||RLLY||Masterchef Australia
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|1100||RLLY||Masterchef Australia||Mo-We only; Th-Fr Celebrity Masterchef Goes Large x2.
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|1125||CBBC||Escape from Scorpion Island
|1125||CBBC||Escape from Scorpion Island
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|1205||C4||Four in a Bed
 
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|1215||BBC1||Bargain Hunt
|1215||BBC1||Bargain Hunt
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|1400||CBBC||The Slammer
|1400||CBBC||The Slammer
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|1415||BBC1||Celebrity Masterchef||Ruth Goodman, Phil Vickery, Ricky Groves, and Kirsty Wark. More on that story later. HD.
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|1415||BBC1||Celebrity Masterchef||We've reached the semi-finals. HD.
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|1415||BBC2||The Weakest Link||Wales not Tu. UK not We, when there's a platform announcement from Manchester Central station. Unless someone falls asleep on the control.
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|1430||MOR4||Come Dine With Me Down Under
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|1430||MOR4||Come Dine With Me
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|1500||MOR4||Coach Trip
|1500||MOR4||Coach Trip
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|1510||C4||Countdown||Anneka Rice introduces 15-second rounds.
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|1510||C4||Countdown||Phil Hammond, MD.
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|1530||TV5 ||Questions Pour un Champion
|1530||TV5 ||Questions Pour un Champion
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|1635||CBBC||Splatalot
|1635||CBBC||Splatalot
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|1700||C4||Coach Trip||HD.
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|1700||C4||Celebrity Coach Trip <font color=red>New!</font>||''Big Brother'''s Brian Belo and Spencer Smith; Gary Cockerill and Phil Turner; Lizzie Cundy and Emma B; Michael Barrymore and Maurice Leonard; Alex Best and Anyone But Lembit &Ouml;pik. HD.
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|1700||ITV||The Chase||HD.
|1700||ITV||The Chase||HD.
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|1715||BBC2||Antiques Road Trip
|1715||BBC2||Antiques Road Trip
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|1730||C4||Come Dine With Me||Swansea. HD.
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|1730||C4||Come Dine With Me||''Big Brother'''s Chantelle Houghton, Cleo Rocos, Andrew Stone; Pete Burns off of ''Dragons' Den'', and Bobby George the dartist. HD.
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|1730||RTE2||The Mountain||Not Mo, Fr.
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|1800||BBC2||Eggheads||Also BBC-HD.
|1800||BBC2||Eggheads||Also BBC-HD.
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|1830||BBC2||Strictly Come Dancing: It Takes Two <font color=red>New!</font>||Zoe Ball is the new Dermot O'Leary.
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|1830||BBC2||Strictly Come Dancing: It Takes Two
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|1830||TV3||Come Dine With Me
|1830||TV3||Come Dine With Me
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|2200||C5||Big Brother||Not Fr. Bit on the Side follows on C5 (Mo, Th), 5* (Tu, We).
|2200||C5||Big Brother||Not Fr. Bit on the Side follows on C5 (Mo, Th), 5* (Tu, We).
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===Monday 3===
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===Monday 10===
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|0025||BBC1||A Farmer's Life for Me||Signed. Not Wales.
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|0000||BBC2||Mock the Week
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|0225||BBC1||Antiques Road Trip||Signed.
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|0100||BBC1||A Farmer's Life for Me||Signed. Not Wales, NI Thu 0005.
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|0730||Rd4X||Just a Minute||As heard on Radio 4 last week. Also 2200.
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|1330||Rad4||Round Britain Quiz||Wales ''v'' The North.
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|1330||Rad4||Round Britain Quiz||Scotland ''v'' The Midlands.
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|1415||BBC2||The Weakest Link||Whose show is reduced to one episode this week?
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|1730||RTE2||Sing!||A music game show.
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|1730||RTE2||Sing!
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|2000||BBC2||University Challenge||The last first-round match: London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine ''v'' Nottingham.
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|2000||BBC2||University Challenge||The opening repechage match.
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|2030||BBC4||Only Connect||Rock 'n' Rollers ''v'' Trade Unionists. Also BBC-HD.
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|2030||BBC4||Only Connect||Social Networkers ''v'' Antiquarians. Also BBC-HD.
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|2100||ITV2||Hell's Kitchen Us
|2100||ITV2||Hell's Kitchen Us
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|2100||DAVE||Have I Got A Bit More News for You
|2100||DAVE||Have I Got A Bit More News for You
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|2100||BBC2||Dragons' Den||The new Rubik's Cube. Last in the series. Also BBC-HD.
 
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|2100||MOR4||Three In a Bed
|2100||MOR4||Three In a Bed
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|2100||TV3||The Apprentice <font color=red>New!</font>||The Apprentice You're Fired follows at 2220.
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|2100||TV3||The Apprentice||The Apprentice You're Fired follows at 2220.
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|2200||BBC2||Never Mind the Buzzcocks <font color=red>New!</font>||David Hasselhoff hosts, with Louie Spence, Amelle Sugababe, and Peter Serafinowicz. NI 2320.
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|2100||LIV||Singed by Katie Price <font color=red>New!</font>||Jordan searches for a new model. Try the Hornby shop. HD.
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|2235||BBC1||A Question of Sport||Jayne Torvill, Eddie Butler, Sid Waddell, Phil Thompson. HD. NI, Wales 2305.
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|2200||BBC2||Never Mind the Buzzcocks||NI 2350.
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|2235||BBC1||A Question of Sport||Ricky Hatton, Mark Lawrenson, Serge Betsen, Michael Owen. HD. NI 2305.
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|2300||DAVE||Shooting Stars
|2300||DAVE||Shooting Stars
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===Tuesday 4===
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===Tuesday 11===
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|0210||BBC1||The Great British Bake-Off||Signed.
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|0100||C4||Late Night Poker||James Akenhead and Victoria Coren.
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|0150||BBC1||The Great British Bake-Off||Signed.
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|0930||Rd4X||Whispers
|0930||Rd4X||Whispers
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|1900||BBC3||Total Wipeout
|1900||BBC3||Total Wipeout
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|1900||BBC2||Dragons' Den||Also BBC-HD. Not Wales, Scotland.
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|1900||RTE1||Craft Master||The art of finishing a series with the closing credits.
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|1900||RTE1||Craft Master||The art of writing concise and informative programme descriptions.
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|1930||C5||Family Cook Off||Portsmouth. HD.
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|1930||C5||Family Cook Off||London zoo. HD.
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|2000||ITV||High Stakes <font color=red>New!</font>||Jeremy Kyle's guessing game. HD. Not STV, where they prefer The Hour. UTV 2305, where perpetual fill-in Lesser Spotted Ulster takes precedence.
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|2000||BBC2||The Great British Bake-Off||The grand final.
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|2000||ITV2||Minute to Win It||HD.
|2000||ITV2||Minute to Win It||HD.
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|2100||TV3||Vincent Browne's Big Presidential Debate <font color=red>Special</font>||Dana Domestic gave up her football management career for this.
 
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|2100||DAVE||QI XL
|2100||DAVE||QI XL
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|2100||ITV||71 Degrees North||Kidnap! HD. Not STV, where they're finding Scotland's Greatest Album. "Good Deeds and Dirty Rags", obv.
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|2100||ITV||71 Degrees North||Sheer rock. Or is that STV's entry to ''Scotland's Greatest Album''? HD.
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|2100||LIV||Britain and Ireland's Next Top Model Us <font color=red>New!</font>||Quinn looks at her pores. HD.
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|2100||LIV||Britain and Ireland's Next Top Model Us||Tiffany starts a sentence. HD.
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|2130||RTE2||Masterchef Ireland
|2130||RTE2||Masterchef Ireland
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|2200||DAVE||Mock the Week
|2200||DAVE||Mock the Week
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|2200||ITV4||Beer and Pizza Club <font color=red>New!</font>||Russell Kane, Reginald D Hunter, Giles Coren.
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|2200||ITV4||Beer and Pizza Club||Rufus Hound, Seann Walsh, Alun Cochrane, and - introducing new rule! - Roisin Conaty.
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|2240||DAVE||Have I Got News for You
|2240||DAVE||Have I Got News for You
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|2320||DAVE||Never Mind the Buzzcocks
|2320||DAVE||Never Mind the Buzzcocks
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===Wednesday 5===
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===Wednesday 12===
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|0240||BBC1||Antiques Road Trip||Signed.
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|0405||C4||Scrapheap Challenge||Water-powered machines.
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|0930||Rd4X||All the Way from Memphis
|0930||Rd4X||All the Way from Memphis
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|1535||TV3||The Biggest Loser UK
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|1705||S4C||Meindia dy Fusnes
|1705||S4C||Meindia dy Fusnes
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|1730||S4C||Busnes-a
|1730||S4C||Busnes-a
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|1930||TG4||Survivor||Tá pleananna ag na treibheanna maidir le hiomaitheoir amháin a d'fhéadfadh an cluiche a athrú go mór. Apparently.
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|1830||Rad4||The Write Stuff <font color=red>New!</font>||Cheltenham Literature Festival special.
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|1930||TG4||Survivor||D&eacute;anann duine de na hiomaitheoirí cib&eacute; a theastaíonn chun fanacht sa chluiche.
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|2025||S4C||Fferm Ffactor <font color=red>New!</font>||Give ten farmers the key to a 4x4, and then take it from them.
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|2030||TG4||Ceist GAA le Hector
|2030||TG4||Ceist GAA le Hector
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|2300||DAVE||Argumental
|2300||DAVE||Argumental
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|2300||C5||Impossible <font color=red>New!</font>||Brian Dowling and Josie Gibson attempt the unlikely, like telling what's really happening on set.
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|2300||C5||Impossible||Jeff Brazier and Jenny Frost. HD.
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|2335||ITV||Ladette to Lady <font color=red>New!</font>||More Aussies try to learn from the English. Not STV, UTV.
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|2335||ITV||Ladette to Lady||Not STV, UTV.
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===Thursday 6===
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===Thursday 13===
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|1600||BBC1||Copycats||HD.
|1600||BBC1||Copycats||HD.
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|1630||BBC1||Blast Lab
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|1830||Rad4||So Wrong It's Right||Richard Herring, Holly Walsh, Iain Morris.
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|1830||Rad4||So Wrong It's Right||Lee Mack, Josie Long, Tom Basden. Last week's show on 4Xtra at 0730 and 2200.
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|1900||DAVE||Dragons' Den
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|2000||ITV2||The X Factor Us||HD.
|2000||ITV2||The X Factor Us||HD.
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|2000||DAVE||QI XL
|2000||DAVE||QI XL
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|2000||BBC2||The Great British Bake Off||Mary Berry and Paul Hollywood demonstrate how to make their food.
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|2100||S4C||Only Men Aloud||Film music.
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|2130||RTE2||Masterchef Ireland
|2130||RTE2||Masterchef Ireland
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|2200||ITV2||Celebrity Juice||With Deal or No Deal's Olly Murs. HD.
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|2200||ITV2||Celebrity Juice||Soap special: Ricky Norwood, Michelle Collins, Natalie Anderson, Nick Pickard. HD.
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|2200||BBC2||Mock the Week||Stewart Francis and Adam Hills.
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|2200||BBC2||Mock the Week||Bloke, bloke, bloke, bloke, bloke, bloke.
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|2000||BBC2||The Great British Bake Off||Mary Berry and Paul Hollywood demonstrate how to make their food.
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|2300||DAVE||Mock the Week
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|2325||E4||Chris Moyles' Quiz Night
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===Friday 7===
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===Friday 14===
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|0340||BBC1||Antiques Road Trip||Signed.
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|0930||Rd4X||Foul Play
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|0730||Rd4X||The News Quiz||As heard on Radio 4 last week. An extended version at 2200.
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|1700||CBBC||The Slammer||Dressed to Impress.
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|0930||Rd4X||Trivia Test Match||From 1992.
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|1700||CBBC||The Slammer||The Dragon.
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|1757||TG4||Wipeout Australia
|1757||TG4||Wipeout Australia
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|1830||Rad4||The News Quiz||Jeremy Hardy, Susan Calman, Andy Hamilton, Bob Mills.
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|1800||DAVE||Would I Lie to You?
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|1920||DAVE||Would I Lie to You?
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|1830||Rad4||The News Quiz||Jeremy Hardy, Sarah Millican, Paul Sinha off of ''The Chase''.
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|2000||C4||Come Dine With Me||Carlisle. HD.
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|1840||DAVE||Dragons' Den
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|2030||BBC1||Celebrity Masterchef||Not NI.
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|2000||C4||Come Dine With Me||Hampshire. HD.
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|2100||C5||Big Brother||The Ten Minute Interview follows at 2300.
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|2030||BBC1||Celebrity Masterchef
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|2100||C4||The Million Pound Drop Live||HD.
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|2100||C5||Big Brother||The Ten Minute Interview follows at 2300.
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|2100||ITV2||The X Factor Us||HD. Two episodes on TV3 from 2100.
|2100||ITV2||The X Factor Us||HD. Two episodes on TV3 from 2100.
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|-
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|2100||DAVE||Have I Got a Bit More News for You
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|2100||BBC1||Have I Got News for You <font color=red>New!</font>||Jo Brand hosts, Graham Linehan and Victoria Coren guest. HD. Scot 2235.
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|-
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|2130||BBC1||Would I Lie to You?||Greg Davies, Konnie Huq, Phil Tufnell, Marcus Brigstocke. HD.
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|2130||BBC1||Would I Lie to You?||Frank Skinner, Bill Oddie, Jon Richardson, Sarah Millican. HD; BBC-HD 2230.
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|2200||BBC2||QI||Invertebrates. Not Wales, NI. Also BBC-HD.
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|2200||DAVE||Have I Got a Bit More News for You
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|-
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|2200||BBC2||QI||Inventive. Also BBC-HD.
|-
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|2200||C5||The Bachelor||HD.
|2200||C5||The Bachelor||HD.
|-
|-
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|2230||C4||8 Out of 10 Cats||Sarah Millican, Craig Revel Horwood, Rick Edwards, Elis James. HD.
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|2200||C4||8 Out of 10 Cats||Jack Dee, David O'Doherty, Stacey Solomon, Alex James. HD.
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|-
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|2225||S4C||Fferm Ffactor
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|-
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|2245||ESPT||Strongest Man <font color=red>New!</font>||Poland.
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|-
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|2340||DAVE||QI
|}
|}

Revision as of 19:08, 13 October 2011

Saturday sees the first competition in Strictly Come Dancing (BBC1, 6.05) and The X Factor (ITV, 7.30). Readers will wish to lay on sleeping bags and extra provisions, because there's almost five hours of performance there. Low expectations for High Stakes (ITV1 and Channel, 8pm Tuesday), as viewers to UTV don't see it until 11pm, and those watching STV have something else entirely. Elsewhere, Singed by Katie Price (UK Living, 9pm Monday) follows around the Eurovision reject in search of better grammar, the return of Celebrity Coach Trip (C4, 5pm weekdays), and there's a special edition of The Write Stuff (Radio 4, 6.30 Wednesday). New runs of Fferm Ffactor (S4C, 8.25 Wednesday) and Have I Got News for You (BBC1, 9pm Friday).

Schedules subject to change.

Contents

Saturday 8 October

0825CBBCThe Slammer
0835BBC2Splatalot
1005CBBSKerwhizz
1100Rad5Fighting Talk
1105TV5A Table!
1115BBC2Blast Lab
1130C5Big BrotherHD.
1228Rad4The News Quiz
1345ITVThe X FactorRepeat from last Sunday.
1400DAVEDragons' Den x2
1400BBC2The Great British Bake Off MasterclassEngland, Wales 1535. NI 1600.
1415BBC1A Question of SportHD.
1430WTCHTotal Wipe Us Out
1445BBC1Don't Scare the HareOne more show after this.
1500BBC2The Great British Bake OffScotland only.
1530BBC2Celebrity MasterchefNI only; as seen elsewhere yesterday.
1530TV5Questions Pour un Champion
1625C4Come Dine With Me x5HD.
1630CITVJungle Run
1630BBCHCopycats x2
1700RLLYThe OCVictoria Coren asks difficult questions of Californians. Like, "what's your name?"
1705BBC1Celebrity MasterchefHD.
1800ITVFamily FortunesPeter Andre v Kate Thornton. HD.
1805BBC1Strictly Come DancingHD. With additional commentary on BBCi.
1900DAVEHave I Got News For You
1930ITVThe X FactorLive performances, two-and-a-half hours of. Bring your own coffee. Also TV3. Xtra Factor follows on ITV2 and TV3. HD.
2005RTE1Winning Streak
2050BBC1Secret FortunePlay along on Super Ceefax. Actually, don't bother, it's rubbish.
2100BBC2QI XLAlso BBC-HD. Scotland 2145, allowing coverage of a football match against Liechtenstein.
2100DAVEHave I Got News for You Night
2200C4The Million Pound Drop LiveHD.
2200C5Big BrotherHD. Bit on the Side follows on 5*.
2300Rad4Round Britain Quiz
2320C48 Out of 10 CatsExtended edition.

Sunday 9

0600WTCHThe Weakest Link x3
0710C4Stockton Rat RaceAll we know about Stockton: they have great librarians.
0805BBC2Junior Masterchef
1000MOR4Scrapheap Challenge x4
1000C5The Beat Goes OnTo be reviewed in the next Week. HD.
1005CBBSKerwhizz
1100C5Big BrotherHD.
1130BBC2The Great British Bake OffNot Scotland.
1204Rad4Just a Minute
1320ITVThe X FactorRepeat from last night. HD. TV3 1050.
1410BBC1Bargain HuntNot Scotland.
1420Mor4Four in a Bed x5
1420TV3Come Dine With Me
1530BBCHCopycats x2
1535C4Deal or No DealAudioD.
1540CBBCThe Slammer
1610CBBCAlesha's Street Dance Stars
1630CITVJungle Run
1705Mor4Come Dine With Me x5
1730RTE2Masterchef Ireland x2
1800WTCHTotal Wipe Us Out
1800BBC2Dragons' DenHow to Win. Not Scotland.
1830RTE1Celebrity Bainisteoir
1900ITVHolding Out for a HeroHD.
1900TV3Family Fortunes
1900WTCHMasterchef Australia
1925BBC1Strictly Come DancingThe results. HD.
1930RTE1Put 'em Under Pressure
1930TG4An Jig Gig
2000ITVThe X FactorWith a performance from last year's winner, Biffy Clyro. HD. Also TV3. Xtra Factor follows on ITV2 and TV3.
2000PICKWayne Rooney's Street Striker
2100C5Big BrotherHD. Bit on the Side follows on 5*.
2100DAVEQI XL
2300DAVEMock the Week

Weekdays

0500C4Cookery SchoolNot Mo.
0750ITV3Dickinson's Real Deal
0800BBC2Trapped
1000CBBCBlast Lab
1100RLLYMasterchef AustraliaMo-We only; Th-Fr Celebrity Masterchef Goes Large x2.
1125CBBCEscape from Scorpion Island
1215BBC1Bargain Hunt
1300QUESCash Cab
1400ITVDickinson's Real Deal
1400CBBCThe Slammer
1415BBC1Celebrity MasterchefWe've reached the semi-finals. HD.
1430MOR4Come Dine With Me
1500MOR4Coach Trip
1510C4CountdownPhil Hammond, MD.
1530TV5 Questions Pour un Champion
1600 C4 Deal or No DealAudioD.
1600ITVThere's No Taste Like Home
1635CBBCSplatalot
1700C4Celebrity Coach Trip New!Big Brother's Brian Belo and Spencer Smith; Gary Cockerill and Phil Turner; Lizzie Cundy and Emma B; Michael Barrymore and Maurice Leonard; Alex Best and Anyone But Lembit Öpik. HD.
1700ITVThe ChaseHD.
1715BBC1Pointless
1715BBC2Antiques Road Trip
1730C4Come Dine With MeBig Brother's Chantelle Houghton, Cleo Rocos, Andrew Stone; Pete Burns off of Dragons' Den, and Bobby George the dartist. HD.
1800BBC2EggheadsAlso BBC-HD.
1830BBC2Strictly Come Dancing: It Takes Two
1830TV3Come Dine With Me
1850MOR4Come Dine With Me
1900WTCHMasterchef Australia
2100FDNTChopped
2200C5Big BrotherNot Fr. Bit on the Side follows on C5 (Mo, Th), 5* (Tu, We).

Monday 10

0000BBC2Mock the Week
0100BBC1A Farmer's Life for MeSigned. Not Wales, NI Thu 0005.
1330Rad4Round Britain QuizWales v The North.
1415BBC2The Weakest LinkWhose show is reduced to one episode this week?
1730RTE2Sing!
2000BBC2University ChallengeThe opening repechage match.
2030BBC4Only ConnectSocial Networkers v Antiquarians. Also BBC-HD.
2100ITV2Hell's Kitchen Us
2100DAVEHave I Got A Bit More News for You
2100MOR4Three In a Bed
2100TV3The ApprenticeThe Apprentice You're Fired follows at 2220.
2100LIVSinged by Katie Price New!Jordan searches for a new model. Try the Hornby shop. HD.
2200BBC2Never Mind the BuzzcocksNI 2350.
2235BBC1A Question of SportRicky Hatton, Mark Lawrenson, Serge Betsen, Michael Owen. HD. NI 2305.
2300DAVEShooting Stars

Tuesday 11

0100C4Late Night PokerJames Akenhead and Victoria Coren.
0150BBC1The Great British Bake-OffSigned.
0930Rd4XWhispers
1900BBC3Total Wipeout
1900RTE1Craft MasterThe art of finishing a series with the closing credits.
1930C5Family Cook OffPortsmouth. HD.
2000ITVHigh Stakes New!Jeremy Kyle's guessing game. HD. Not STV, where they prefer The Hour. UTV 2305, where perpetual fill-in Lesser Spotted Ulster takes precedence.
2000ITV2Minute to Win ItHD.
2100DAVEQI XL
2100ITV71 Degrees NorthSheer rock. Or is that STV's entry to Scotland's Greatest Album? HD.
2100LIVBritain and Ireland's Next Top Model UsTiffany starts a sentence. HD.
2130RTE2Masterchef Ireland
2200DAVEMock the Week
2200ITV4Beer and Pizza ClubRufus Hound, Seann Walsh, Alun Cochrane, and - introducing new rule! - Roisin Conaty.
2240DAVEHave I Got News for You
2320DAVENever Mind the Buzzcocks

Wednesday 12

0405C4Scrapheap ChallengeWater-powered machines.
0930Rd4XAll the Way from Memphis
1535TV3The Biggest Loser UK
1705S4CMeindia dy Fusnes
1730S4CBusnes-a
1830Rad4The Write Stuff New!Cheltenham Literature Festival special.
1930TG4SurvivorDéanann duine de na hiomaitheoirí cibé a theastaíonn chun fanacht sa chluiche.
2025S4CFferm Ffactor New!Give ten farmers the key to a 4x4, and then take it from them.
2030TG4Ceist GAA le Hector
2100BBC2How to Win In the Den
2220DAVEQI
2300DAVEArgumental
2300C5ImpossibleJeff Brazier and Jenny Frost. HD.
2335ITVLadette to LadyNot STV, UTV.

Thursday 13

0930Rd4xThe 99p Challenge
1600BBC1CopycatsHD.
1830Rad4So Wrong It's RightRichard Herring, Holly Walsh, Iain Morris.
1900DAVEDragons' Den
2000ITV2The X Factor UsHD.
2000DAVEQI XL
2000BBC2The Great British Bake OffMary Berry and Paul Hollywood demonstrate how to make their food.
2100S4COnly Men AloudFilm music.
2130RTE2Masterchef Ireland
2200ITV2Celebrity JuiceSoap special: Ricky Norwood, Michelle Collins, Natalie Anderson, Nick Pickard. HD.
2200BBC2Mock the WeekBloke, bloke, bloke, bloke, bloke, bloke.
2300DAVEMock the Week
2325E4Chris Moyles' Quiz Night

Friday 14

0930Rd4XFoul Play
1700CBBCThe SlammerDressed to Impress.
1757TG4Wipeout Australia
1800DAVEWould I Lie to You?
1830Rad4The News QuizJeremy Hardy, Sarah Millican, Paul Sinha off of The Chase.
1840DAVEDragons' Den
2000C4Come Dine With MeHampshire. HD.
2030BBC1Celebrity Masterchef
2100C5Big BrotherThe Ten Minute Interview follows at 2300.
2100ITV2The X Factor UsHD. Two episodes on TV3 from 2100.
2100BBC1Have I Got News for You New!Jo Brand hosts, Graham Linehan and Victoria Coren guest. HD. Scot 2235.
2130BBC1Would I Lie to You?Frank Skinner, Bill Oddie, Jon Richardson, Sarah Millican. HD; BBC-HD 2230.
2200DAVEHave I Got a Bit More News for You
2200BBC2QIInventive. Also BBC-HD.
2200C5The BachelorHD.
2200C48 Out of 10 CatsJack Dee, David O'Doherty, Stacey Solomon, Alex James. HD.
2225S4CFferm Ffactor
2245ESPTStrongest Man New!Poland.
2340DAVEQI

Channel abbreviations

4MUS4 Music
ABSRAbsolute Radio
ALBABBC Alba
ARTSSky Arts
BBC1BBC1 (Network unless otherwise noted)
BBC2BBC2 (Network unless otherwise noted)
BBC3BBC3
BBC4BBC4
BBCHBBC-HD
BORDBorder (ITV in Cumbria and south-west Scotland)
C4 Channel 4
C5 Channel 5
CBBCCBBC
CBBSCbeebies
CLASClassic FM (Radio)
DAVEDave
DISNDisney Channel
DMAXD-MAX
DRT Discovery Real Time
ESPCESPN Classic
ESPTEurosport
ESP2Eurosport 2
FDNTFood Network
FOODUKTV Good Food
FSTR5*
GOLDUKTV Gold
HOMEUKTV Home
HTV HTV (ITV in Wales; Wales only unless noted)
ITV ITV1 (Network unless otherwise noted)
ITV2ITV2
ITV3ITV3
ITV4ITV4
LIV Sky Living
LIV2Sky Living It
LFCLFC TV
MOR4More 4
NICKNickelodeon
PICKPick TV
Rad1BBC Radio 1
Rad2BBC Radio 2
Rad3BBC Radio 3
Rad4BBC Radio 4
Rad5BBC Radio 5
Rad7BBC Radio 7
RCymBBC Radio Cymru
RSctBBC Radio Scotland
RUlsBBC Radio Ulster
RWalBBC Radio Wales
RLLYUKTV Really
RTE1RTE1 (Irish)
RTE2RTE2 (Irish)
RTR1RTE Radio 1 (Irish)
S4CDS4C Digidol
SKY1Sky 1
SKY2Sky 2
STV STV (ITV1 in North and Central Scotland)
TLKSTalk Sport (radio)
TV3 TV3 (Irish)
TV5 TV5 Monde (Europe)
TG4 TG 4 (Irish)
UTV Ulster Television (ITV1 in Northern Ireland)
WTCHWatch

AudioD - Audio Description for the blind.

HD - Also shown in high-definition.

Signed - in-vision British Sign Language translation.

See also

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