Only Connect (2)

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Synopsis

Fresh from her hit documentary A History of Corners, Victoria Coren continues her career on that darkest recess of Britain's television corporation, BBC Four.

Two teams of three people either related to one another or vaguely connected by a job or hobby (or quite often both) turn up to be ritually humiliated by some of the most - if not the most - difficult questions ever seen on a TV show on these shores, certainly outside a specialist subjects quiz. Clearly appealing to the widest demographic possible the show opens with, er, a string quartet and a flurry of Greek letters (or, in later series, Egyptian hieroglyphs), which will later adorn the game board.

In the first round, the team that has won the toss decides whether they wish to go first or to let the other team do so. The teams then take it in turn to pick a Greek letter from the A Question of Sport-esque board whereupon the first of up to four clues are revealed. Further clues can be revealed but at a cost - 5, 3, 2, 1 points are earned after the 1st, 2nd, 3rd and final clue. The teams have 40 seconds to spot the connection, and the captain must buzz in during that time to offer a correct guess, otherwise their opponents get the opportunity to pick up a bonus point if they know the answer. The connections can range from the straightforward ("Card games") to the frankly bizarre ("People with palindromic surnames"), and it can take a few shows before you tune into the show's own mindset. There's also a set of picture clues and a set of musical ones (the latter indicated by a musical note), and Coren-Mitchell frequently (strongly) encourages the teams to sing tunes that have not been played, which is always entertaining. The Greek letters on the board later changed to Egyptian hieroglyphs, which are still in use to this day. Their positions on the board are: Top row, left to right: Two Reeds, Lion, Twisted Flax. Bottom row, left to right: Horned Viper, Water, Eye of Horus.

In the second round, the clues form four terms of a sequence. The points are given for providing the fourth item in the sequence even if, as has happened in some cases, the team arrive at the right answer for completely the wrong reason. There's always a set of picture-clues in this round, and sometimes, but not necessarily, musical ones too. The team that went first in the previous round do so again in this one.

A little sample question - what completes this sequence?

Undoubtedly the most popular round is the Connecting Wall, where 16 clues have to be grouped together into four lots of four. The team to go first (always the one that went second in the previous two rounds) gets a choice between Lion and Water, the other team has to take the alternative hieroglyph. The team use a touch screen to stab in their guesses, and tactics come into play towards the end as the team only get three attempts to differentiate the last eight clues into the 3rd and 4th groups. One point is earned for each correct group found during the time, another point is earned for the correct reason behind the connection, and a bonus two points are added if all four groups and connections are given. The grid itself is cleverly programmed as a 3D virtual wall and works very well on screen.

The well esteemed Connecting Wall

The final word game, Missing Vowels, requires the contestants to buzz in when they can identify phrases, names or titles from which the vowels have been removed and the consonants re-spaced (e.g. THL NN GTWRFP S for THE LEANING TOWER OF PISA), appearing in batches of four connected clues. It doesn't particularly fit in with the rest of the show, but overall the rounds provide sufficient variety to hold up the interest. Incorrect answers incur the double whammy of losing the team concerned a point and seeing the clue offered to their opponents.

Though not her first presenting role, it is La Coren's first quiz and surprisingly so, as she gets the hang of it rather quickly, keeping up the pace with a whip-cracking schoolmistressy charm while providing sufficient background from her notes to fully explain any loose ends. She certainly had more of the schoolmarm about her in earlier series, whereby she could come across as pretty severe; these days, she seems to have toned that down and, while she can still be on the strict side, she shows a good deal more of a sense of humour, which is very welcome.

It's not for everyone but those who like it, like it a lot. Enough people liked it for it to run ... and run ... and become a huge cult smash amongst young literate geeky types ... and bring a million viewers to BBC4 ... and eventually get a transfer to BBC Two. It's also worth noting that the show features many Mastermind and University Challenge alumni among the contestants - just check out the list of champions below - it also includes two future Chasers on The Chase and a future Trapper on The Answer Trap.

Key moments

Victoria's open stanning over Michael Portillo, often ending programmes with fantastical titles of programmes that supposedly follow this one.

The team who managed to solve their Connecting Wall despite having found no connections with less than twenty seconds to go. I guess you had to be there.

Champions

2008 Crossworders (Mark Grant, David Stainer, Ian Bayley)
2009 Rugby Boys (Richard Parnell, Gary Dermody, Mark Labbett)
2010 (April) Gamblers (Jenny Ryan, Dave Bill, Alan Gibbs)
2010 (December) Epicureans (Katie Bramall-Stainer, David Brewis, Aaron Bell)
2011 Analysts (Paul Steeples, David Lea, William De Ath)
2012 Scribes (Dom Tait, Holly Pattenden, Gareth Price)
2013 (August) Francophiles (Ian Clark, Mark Walton, Sam Goodyear)
2013 (December) Board Gamers (Hywel Carver, Jamie Karran, Michael Wallace)
2014 Europhiles (Douglas Thomson, Khuram Rashid, Mark Seager)
2014-5 Orienteers (Paul Beecher, Sean Blanchflower, Simon Spiro)
2015-6 String Section (Tessa North, Richard Aubrey, Pete Sorrell)
2016-7 Verbivores (Phyl Styles, Graeme Cole, Tom Cappleman)
2017-8 Escapologists (Frank Paul, Lydia Mizon, Tom Rowell)
2018-9 Dicers (George Corfield, Hugh Binnie, Joey Goldman)
2019-20 007s (Frankie Fanko, Andrew Fanko, Andrew Beasley)
2020-1 Puzzle Hunters (Paul Taylor, Katie Steckles, Ali Lloyd)
2021-2 Data Wizards (Claire Turner, Tim Brown, Jonathan Cairns)
2022-3 Strigiformes (Jonathan Taylor, Jonathan Williams, Joshua Mutio)
2023-4 Thrifters (Will Chadwick, Sam Haywood, Jack Karimi)

Catchphrases

"...The teams have to find the connection between four apparently random clues..."

"...Please choose an Egyptian hieroglyph".

"What is the connection between these clues? Here's the first".

"These are going to be picture clues - what connects them? Here's the first".

"And why would that be?"

"That is an acceptable answer..."

"Not it, either, I'm afraid..."

"Three strikes and you're out now".

"Bad luck, your time's up and the wall's been frozen, but you can still get points for the connections between the groups that you didn't find - so let's resolve the wall..." (there are frequent variations on this phrase).

"You're not seeing it..."

"Let's have a look at the scores going into the final round..."

"And the bell's gone for the end of the quiz, so, looking at the final scores..."

Theme music

Dawson Sabatini

Trivia

The show is filmed at the Portmanmoor Road Industrial Estate in Splott, Cardiff.

Curiously, uses the same title as - but is otherwise unconnected to - one of the most unpopular Radio 4 panel games in living memory. That version of Only Connect was helmed by Arabella Weir.

The title comes from the epigraph to E. M. Forster's 1910 novel Howards End.

Not related to the much earlier (and considerably easier) quiz Connections (1), however, the two shows do bear certain similarities. Similarly, Odd One Out involved finding a connection between up to 3 clues in its bonus rounds, and trying to do so via only 1 clue in its endgame, but this was its only real similarity with 'Only Connect', and, as with 'Connections', 'Odd One Out' was relatively easy to play.

The highest ever score is 41, achieved by the Epicureans, which contained the MP-to-be (and The Krypton Factor champion) Aaron Bell.

One very unusual, and quite possibly unique, touch is that the penultimate edition of the series is the 'Third Place Playoff', whereby the two defeated semi-finalist teams play each other for the honour of officially finishing in third place. It's certainly a nice touch, as it means an extra edition that we wouldn't otherwise have, as well as a little potential extra kudos for the teams concerned. Also, teams that get their "two wins to proceed" straight-off still get to play a third game anyway, so nobody misses out on their extra half-hour in the spotlight. These "just for fun" games give the editors an opportunity to use up some of the questions that are basically sound, but aren't quite stringent enough to appear in a game with actual stakes.

One thing we noticed when watching old episodes from Alan Connor's time as question editor (and if you can't descend into such geeky detail in a piece about Only Connect, where can you?) is that the missing vowels round often featured categories where two things would be "combined" or "merged", such as a category on "Films merged with US States" which had answers such as THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARYLAND and GONE WITH THE WINDIANA. An idea which Connor would later take with him to Richard Osman's House of Games where it flourished into "Answer Smash".

The 2022-3 series was dedicated to Chris Stuart, the executive producer; the first episode ended with a post-credits 'sample' of a March 2021 episode, in which Victoria read out and replied to a letter asking what he and other executive producers actually did.

In addition to several future celebrities taking part (Aaron Bell MP, future Chasers Mark Labbett and Jenny Ryan and future Trapper Frank Paul), several proper celebrities have competed in the series; Mastermind finallist (and future Brain of Britain) Dan Adler brought along Mitch Benn and Emma Kennedy for his team, while the former MP for Lewisham East, Bridget Prentice, partook in the 2022-3 series.

For the 2023/24 series, Coren used her introductions to ram Richard Osman's "Thursday Murder Club" serial, which wasn't too much trouble for the most part. However, in a spectacularly poor piece of planning, the seventh episode, featuring that series' runner-ups Also Rans, a team of three Mastermind runners-up from the 2020/21 series, aired during a daytime repeat run of that series, slap bang in the middle of the semi-finals, spoiling the result of the repeat of Harry Heath's semi-final, and meaning viewers who caught both suddenly knew who three of the losing finalists would be. This series was tailed by a short series of Champion of Champions repeats, including three BBC Four episodes. (Go on, give us a daytime repeat run of a BBC Four Only Connect series.)

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Wikipedia entry

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