All Star Cup (participant)
They Think it's All Over (team captain)
This is My Moment (pilot)
Former footballer (for Crystal Palace and Arsenal). He is the televisual epitome of the blokish South Londoner, which may explain why the BBC spent a humungous amount of money to lure him away from ITV.
He was Arsenal's all-time greatest goalscorer for years, until his record was beaten by Thierry Henry in October 2005.