The Golden Shot

Current revision as of 16:57, 13 November 2024

Synopsis

Long-running ITV Sunday night skill game. The contestants would mostly be telephone callers on the show, and they would play the game by instructing a blindfolded cameraman to adjust their aim in order to fire a 'telebow' (a crossbow tied to the camera) at targets.

The end game with a hostess finding the arrow.

The bow was loaded by the show's feature character, Bernie the Bolt. The programme is noted for it not only having three Bernies but a number of different hosts, including Bob Monkhouse twice.

I shot you down, BANG BANG! Hostesses handling a crossbow.

Successful shots resulted in prizes of increasing value; unsuccessful ones earned fairly derisory consolation prizes. When the programme gained popularity with Monkhouse presenting, Lew Grade moved the show to Sunday afternoons, a traditional graveyard slot in the schedules that would scrape 2-3 million viewers. The programme transformed the schedules, picking up 16 million at its peak.

Don't kill the producer, whatever you do. Especially Norman Vaughan.

There were numerous gaffes on the show, which was always billed as downmarket. It also had the added problem that - being a phone-in, it had to be a live show.

A black and white publicity photo.

One studio contestant managed to knock herself out while on the toilet. A clergyman who had criticised the show for being unsafe was invited to the studio, only to be hit by a bow that ricocheted off the studio lights. Another stray bolt hit a female contestant, who was saved thanks to her shoulder pads. One contestant couple went for a cup of tea during the live show so the hostess had to grab some quick replacements and introduce them to the unknowing host. And on one famous occasion, as recounted in Bob Monkhouse's autobiography, it was discovered that a phone-in contestant was trying to direct the crossbow from a telephone box and looking across the street into a TV shop.

Key moments

Host Charlie Williams (below) was once surprised when a different hostess arrived on set, because no-one on the production team had told him that the regular hostess was ill.

Anne Aston arrives to the host's surprise - "No-one tell Williams, he's only t'gaffer"

And on yet another occasion, the hostess introduced the contestants by the wrong name. You could tell this was quality TV, folks.

"Well, it says he's called Patricia on my card" - hostess Lee Patrick introduces a contestant

Bob Monkhouse's first final episode was quite frankly an incredible piece of television. Having been told before broadcast that it would be his last show, he made a dozen references to his sacking, fantasised about the execution of his successor Norman Vaughan, implied that a prize watch would slash the wrists of its wearer when its mainspring broke, and incited a contestant to name the firm he worked for against advertising regulations. He was then gifted a watch, for four years of service, and then replaced, on air, with the camera panning over to Vaughan over the credits. Excerpts from the episode - which had been telerecorded as another of Bob's 'going away' presents - appear in the 2011 documentary "The Secret Life of Bob Monkhouse".

Catchphrases

"Bernie, the bolt" (Originally it was "Heinz, the bolt" but the original armourer - format inventor Hannes Schmid - went back to his home country. Although his replacement was called Derek, Monkhouse told him to choose a name that made it alliterative so he plumped for the pseudonym Bernie.) In addition, Vernon Kay's phrase was, "Bowen, the bolt", since Jim Bowen was assisting him during that one-off special.

"Left a bit, right a bit, fire!"

Inventor

The programme was based on a German format (Der Goldener Schuss by Hannes and Werner Schmid), which was - as these European things always are - a mixed variety format. The idea for that show had, in turn, come about from the Swiss legend of William Tell.

Theme music

Provided by Jack Parnell's orchestra.

Trivia

The original "Bernie" was studio technician Derek Young, but he had to be replaced when the programme changed its studio, from Elstree to Birmingham. However, the Bernie name was maintained throughout the rest of the series.

Jennifer Hall tells us:

I worked on The Golden Shot for 6 years, both at the Aston and Bridge St. Studios. Cockups weren't scripted! Once Heinz had helped set up the show, the job of loading the crossbows went to Special Effects, which was Alan and John. Years later, this was moved to the camera department, so an extra cameraman was scheduled on each show to play Bernie, suitably suited and booted.

According to Golden Shot warm-up man Dave Ismay, in his book Bob Monkhouse Unpublished:

To win the big money... the contestant had to break a single thread that was stretched down the centre of the target. The bolt shot from the crossbow had to hit the thread full on for the target to open and a cascade of gold coins to tumble out. That was the theory. In practice, however, if the thread were really tightly drawn, then the vibration of the bolt hitting in close proximity would cause it to break. Conversely, if the thread were loose, the bolt could hit dead centre and it wouldn't break. It's strange to relate now that the winners were always nice contestants whom Bob and the crew really liked and wanted to win. Miserable and maybe pompous and demanding players never had cause to celebrate. You need to draw your own conclusions as to why that was!

ATV originally promoted the series as "the liveliest live show ever!". After seeing the first episode, one critic responded, "this is the deadest dead duck ever".

One surviving 1970 edition from Bob's first run featured targets adapted from Mr. Monkhouse's own drawings for a book called The A to Z of Soccer, co-written by Willis Hall and Michael Parkinson.

That same surviving episode saw Bob start the show by announcing breaking news - via ITN - that a work-to-rule by electricity workers had ended.

Pete Murray and warm-up man Alton Douglas both stood-in for Bob Monkhouse when he was on holiday, or working elsewhere.

Hostess Carol Dilworth met her future husband Chip Hawkes, the on-off lead singer of The Tremeloes, on the 9 March 1969 edition. They later had three children including "The One and Only" singer and occasional game show participant Chesney Hawkes.

Web links

Off the Telly interview with Bob Monkhouse

Off the Telly interview with Bernie the Bolt

Nostalgia Central's Golden Shot page

Pictures

"Nice weapon, isn't it?" - Bob Monkhouse with assistant.

Host of the 70s version, Charlie Williams

Some targets from the 70s version.

See also

Bob's Your Uncle

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