TV Guide This Week
It's back! BBC The Voice of Holland of UK returns (BBC1, 7pm Sat). ITV invites us to Cook Me the Money (11am Mon, 2pm weekdays), Claudia Winkleman hosts The Great British Sewing Bee (BBC2, 8pm Tue), and Challenge has someone's edition of Total Wipeout (6pm). On the other hand, it's the Mastermind grand final (BBC2, 7.30 Fri).
Schedules subject to change.
Shortcuts: Sat | Sun | Mon | Tue | Wed | Thu | Fri
Contents |
Saturday 30 March
| 0730 | BBC2 | Great British Menu x3 | The weekly catchup. |
| 0900 | CBBC | Total Wipeout | |
| 1100 | Rad5 | Fighting Talk | |
| 1125 | ITV | Dinner Date | |
| 1200 | TV5 | A Table! | |
| 1300 | BBC1 | Bargain Hunt | SD. |
| 1300 | DAVE | QI XL Day | |
| 1420 | ITV | The Chase With Celebrities | |
| 1430 | BBC2 | Mastermind | A repeat of last night's edition. Not Wales. |
| 1435 | CBBC | Hoopla | |
| 1500 | BBC2 | University Challenge | A repeat of last Monday's edition. SD. Not Wales. |
| 1600 | C4 | Come Dine with Me x3 | A week chopped down. |
| 1610 | CITV | Fort Boyard Ultimate Challenge | |
| 1635 | CITV | Jungle Run | |
| 1710 | BBC1 | Pointless Celebrities | Konnie Huq, Lionel Blair, Angela Rippon. |
| 1900 | ITV | Saturday Night Takeaway Your Money | The great secret weapon against The Incredibble Spinning Chairs is... CAUTION: Contains Piers Moron. |
| 1900 | BBC1 | BBC The Voice of Holland of UK New! | The Incredibble Spinning Chairs are back! Back!! BACK!!! |
| 2015 | RTE1 | Winning Streak | |
| 2015 | TG4 | Survivor | |
| 2020 | ITV | The Cube | Trisha and David. A different episode on TV3. |
| 2035 | BBC1 | Who Dares Wins | |
| 2100 | DAVE | Have I Got A Bit More News for You | |
| 2100 | S4C | Cor Cymru | Women. |
| 2130 | BBC2 | QI | NI 0000. |
| 2220 | ITV2 | Celebrity Juice | |
| 2300 | Rad4 | The 3rd Degree | |
| 2305 | C4 | Big Fat Quiz of the 80s |
Sunday 31
Clocks go forward tonight, so 1am becomes 2am. An hour closer to the chocolate.
| 0830 | CBBC | Splatalot | Battle of the Nations. |
| 1015 | ITV | Dickinson's Real Deal | SD. |
| 1115 | ITV | Famous Family Fortunes | |
| 1200 | BBC2 | Great British Menu x2 | The final repeated. |
| 1204 | Rad4 | Just a Minute | |
| 1240 | BBC1 | Bargain Hunt | Not Scotland. |
| 1500 | ITV | Food Glorious Food | |
| 1515 | BBC1 | The University Challenge Boat Race | Defending champions Oxford (Excluding New College) take on this year's challengers from New College Oxford. Clare Balding pontificates from a bridge. Also Eurosport and Radio 5 Sport Extra. |
| 1530 | TV5 | Questions Pour un Champion | |
| 1610 | CITV | Fort Boyard Ultimate Challenge | |
| 1620 | Mor4 | Come Dine With Me Ireland x5 | |
| 1635 | CITV | Jungle Run | |
| 1830 | RTE1 | The Voice of Holland Ireland | Last week, someone sung "Moon River" to the backdrop of a moon. Does anyone want to pick "Jackie Wilson Says"? |
| 2000 | CHAL | Bullseye x2 | |
| 2000 | DAVE | Have I Got News for You Night | |
| 2000 | TV3 | All Star Mr and Mrs | |
| 2130 | RTE1 | Dragons Den | |
| 2200 | BBC2 | Mock the Week Looks Back | Law and order. SD. Not NI. |
Shortcuts: Sat | Sun | Mon | Tue | Wed | Thu | Fri
Weekdays
| 0910 | BBC2 | Great British Menu | Signed; not Mo, two episodes We. |
| 1215 | BBC1 | Bargain Hunt | Mon 1200. Some episodes SD. |
| 1350 | CITV | Fort Boyard Ultimate Challenge | |
| 1400 | ITV | Dickinson's Real Deal | Not Mo. Some episodes SD. |
| 1400 | ITV | Cook Me the Money! New! | Amateur chefs sell their wares over a lunchtime. Mo 1100. |
| 1415 | BBC2 | Classic Mastermind | Approx time. Scot 1340 We, not Th. |
| 1430 | TV3 | Famous Family Fortunes | |
| 1445 | C4 | Countdown | Julia Bradbury. Not Th, Fr. |
| 1500 | BBC1 | Perfection Back! | These episodes new to BBC1; Mo 1415. SD. |
| 1515 | BBC2 | The Great British Bake Off | Mo: two episodes at 1335. |
| 1530 | TV5 | Questions Pour un Champion | |
| 1530 | C4 | The Common Denominator | Not Th, Fr. |
| 1600 | C4 | Deal or No Deal | AudioD. Th, Fr 1630. |
| 1700 | ITV | The Chase | |
| 1700 | C4 | Come Dine With Me | Hour-longs. Th, Fr 1715, new episodes, themed on horse racing. |
| 1715 | BBC1 | Pointless | |
| 1800 | BBC2 | Eggheads | |
| 1830 | TV3 | Come Dine With Me Ireland New! | Cork. |
| 1900 | RLLY | Masterchef Australia | |
| 1900 | WTCH | Masterchef New Zealand | Not Mo. |
| 2000 | STRP | Masterchef India | Airing on Star Plus (subscription on some platforms.) |
Monday 1
| 0600 | CHAL | Ninja Warrior x 14 | To 1300. |
| 0725 | ITV2 | The Cube | |
| 1300 | STV | House Gift | |
| 1300 | CHAL | Takeshi's Castle Specials x5 | To 1800. |
| 1445 | ITV | Famous Family Fortunes | Bests v Welchs. Or CSKA Kensington v Manchester Buccaneers if that goes to extra time. Not STV anyway. |
| 1500 | Rad4 | The 3rd Degree | Exeter 15. |
| 1725 | TG4 | Bog Stop | |
| 1800 | CHAL | Total Wipeout Old! | We believe this is the UK version, but the billing's so not clear. Never have this trouble with D2-MAC. |
| 1830 | Rad4 | Just a Minute | |
| 1900 | LIV | The Biggest Loser Us x2 | |
| 2000 | BBC2 | University Challenge | Manchester v St George's London. |
| 2030 | ALBA | Aibisidh | |
| 2030 | BBC2 | Paul Hollywood's Bread | |
| 2130 | RTE2 | Six in the City | Come Dine With Me, but done with nights out. |
| 2300 | DAVE | Mock the Week |
Shortcuts: Sat | Sun | Mon | Tue | Wed | Thu | Fri
Tuesday 2
| 0055 | E4 | My Little Princess | Zoe from Shoewsbury. |
| 2000 | BBC2 | The Great British Sewing Bee New! | Claudia Winkleman brings out a needle and thread. |
| 2000 | ITV2 | Love in the Wild | Last in the series. Mercifully. |
| 2000 | ITV4 | The Chase With Celebrities | Alex James. |
| 2100 | DAVE | QI XL | |
| 2100 | 5STR | Fear Factor New! | The imported stunt series. Don't try this at home, kids. |
| 2200 | DAVE | Big Ask | Jason Manford, Dane Sandi Toksvig, Clive Anderson. |
| 2240 | DAVE | Mock the Week | |
| 2320 | DAVE | QI |
Wednesday 3
| 1700 | CITV | Fort Boyard Ultimate Challenge | |
| 1725 | TG4 | Bog Stop | |
| 1740 | S4C | Y Lifft | |
| 2000 | ITV | Foob Glorious Food | The last heat. |
| 2000 | BBC1 | Masterchef | AudioD. |
| 2100 | DAVE | Have I Got a Bit More News for You | |
| 2235 | BBC1 | A Question of Sport | Kelly Sotherton, Michael Vaughan, Mark Selby, The Fuse's Austin Healey. Scot 2305. |
| 2305 | C4 | 8 Out of 10 Cats | Uncut. |
| 2320 | DAVE | QI |
Thursday 4
| 1330 | BBC2 | The Weakest Link | Redheads: a special from 2001. |
| 2000 | BBC1 | Masterchef | |
| 2000 | DAVE | QI XL | |
| 2100 | 5* | Pop Idol Us | |
| 2200 | DAVE | Have I Got A Bit More News for You | |
| 2200 | ITV2 | Celebrity Juice | |
| 2255 | DAVE | Mock the Week |
Friday 5
| 1330 | BBC2 | The Weakest Link | |
| 1930 | BBC2 | Mastermind | The grand final: UK chart music of the 1970s, Shakespeare's War of the Roses, Abraham Lincoln, Verdi's operas, Paris Commune, Roman Empire from AD284. |
| 1930 | BBC1 | A Question of Sport | As Wednesday. Not Wales. |
| 2030 | BBC1 | Masterchef | |
| 2100 | 5* | Pop Idol Us | Results service. Remember, you could be watching something less boring. |
| 2100 | DAVE | QI XL | |
| 2100 | BBC1 | Have I Got News for You New! | Stephen Mangan hosts, Richard Osman guests. |
| 2240 | DAVE | Mock the Week |
Shortcuts: Sat | Sun | Mon | Tue | Wed | Thu | Fri
Channel abbreviations
| 4MUS | 4 Music |
| ALBA | BBC Alba |
| BBC1 | BBC1 (Network unless otherwise noted) |
| BBC2 | BBC2 (Network unless otherwise noted) |
| BBC3 | BBC3 |
| BBC4 | BBC4 |
| BBCH | BBC-HD |
| C4 | Channel 4 |
| C5 | Channel 5 |
| CBBC | CBBC Channel |
| CBBS | Cbeebies |
| CHAL | Challenge |
| DAVE | Dave |
| ESPT | Eurosport |
| ESP2 | Eurosport 2 |
| HTV | HTV (ITV in Wales; Wales only unless noted) |
| ITV | ITV1 (Network unless otherwise noted) |
| ITV2 | ITV2 |
| ITV3 | ITV3 |
| ITV4 | ITV4 |
| LIV | Sky Living |
| LIV2 | Sky Living It |
| MOR4 | More 4 |
| PICK | Pick TV |
| Rad1 | BBC Radio 1 |
| Rad2 | BBC Radio 2 |
| Rad3 | BBC Radio 3 |
| Rad4 | BBC Radio 4 |
| Rad5 | BBC Radio 5 |
| Rd4X | BBC Radio 4Xtra |
| RCym | BBC Radio Cymru |
| RSco | BBC Radio Scotland |
| RUls | BBC Radio Ulster |
| RWal | BBC Radio Wales |
| RTE1 | RTE1 (Irish) |
| RTE2 | RTE2 (Irish) |
| RTR1 | RTE Radio 1 (Irish) |
| S4C | S4C |
| SKY1 | Sky 1 |
| SKYA | Sky Atlantic |
| STV | STV (ITV1 in North and Central Scotland) |
| TV3 | TV3 (Irish) |
| TV5 | TV5 Monde (Europe) |
| TG4 | TG 4 (Irish) |
| UTV | Ulster Television (ITV1 in Northern Ireland) |
| WTCH | Watch |
Other stations explained in the programme description.
AudioD - Audio Description for the blind.
Signed - in-vision British Sign Language translation.
Shows on BBC1, BBC2, ITV, Channel 4, Channel 5, ITV2, E4, Sky Living, and Sky One are in HD unless specified as SD. Shows on other channels are marked as HD.
