Have I Got News for You

Host

John Lloyd [of QI fame] (unaired pilot)

Guest hosts (in order, but not including repeat performances): Paul Merton, Anne Robinson, John Sergeant, Boris Johnson, Liza Tarbuck, Charles Kennedy, Jeremy Clarkson, Martin Clunes, William Hague, Charlotte Church, Alexander Armstrong, Hugh Dennis, Sanjeev Bhaskar, Bruce Forsyth, Jack Dee, John Humphrys, Jimmy Carr, Kirsty Young, Dara O'Briain, Gyles Brandreth, Greg Dyke, Des Lynam, Andrew Marr, Robin Cook, Jane Leeves, Marcus Brigstocke, Neil Kinnock, Ronnie Corbett, Nicholas Parsons, Michael Aspel, Chris Langham, Anna Ford, Lorraine Kelly, Joan Collins, Trevor MacDonald, Sean Lock, Julian Clary, Michael Buerk, Carol Vorderman, Gordon Ramsay, Alistair McGowan, Jeremy Bowen, Damian Lewis, Anne Widdecombe, Rob Brydon

Co-hosts

Team captains: Ian Hislop and Paul Merton

Broadcast

Hat Trick Productions for BBC 2, 28 September 1990 to 2 June 2000

Hat Trick Productions for BBC 1, 20 October 2000 to present

Synopsis

The original and best satirical panel show. Originally, pretentious host and actor Angus Deayton was joined by regular team captains.

The first is the equally pretentious Oxford-educated editor of satirical magazine Private Eye Ian Hislop, and the other is the very much less posh and slightly more surreal Paul Merton.

It's this combination that worked so brilliantly, as they regularly bounced off, mocked and plain insulted each other, even if the main point was Angus failing to read his autocue properly, or in fact reading his autocue at all! The two captains are joined by two celebs, usually a comedian and a politician.

This merry threesome continued until Autumn 2002, when Angus was sacked from the programme due to encounters with drugs and prostitutes- something that Ian and Paul were all too happy to mention on the programme over the last few weeks. Since then the show has been hosted by numerous guest presenters in Angus's place, one of the best being Bruce Forsyth. It's boosted the ratings too, allegedly.

Round and round

The round line up has changed from series to series but currently, the first round involves working out which news story the piece of film refers to. Very simple, really.

Then there's the headlines round, which is essentially the radio version of round 1.

After this, sometimes there's a special round relating to something that's happened in the news or to one of the celebs that has joined them that episode. For example, when they had Richard Whiteley on in 1999 they played a variant of the numbers game from Countdown except each number had a picture associated with it and bonus points were given if they could work out the link between the number and the picture. After all six were chosen they had to try and match the number on the "hi-tech random number machine" (in reality a piece of paper with the number on it), but not before Angus hilariously botches up and knocks all the cards off, but we're guessing you had to be there for that.

Something called the "Picture-spin Quiz" makes a semi-regular appearance in this slot in many of the recent shows. A topical picture is shown in extreme close-up, and slowly spun out into full view (akin to the classic Ask the Family game, but topical and, er, spinnier) and the panellists are invited to buzz in and name the story.

Captain Ian Hislop, with guest comedian Meera Syal

The Odd One Out round comes next where the players are shown four people and they have to work which one is the Odd One Out. That's it really.

Finally there's the Missing Words round, teams are shown a headline with a word blanked out and they have to fill in the blanks here. It's a good time for quick and cheap laughs. For example, in one episode "------- ON SODOMY CHARGES" is the headline and Ian very quickly came up with "VAT", rather hilariously.

At the end, Paul's team would inevitably win only for Angus or whoever's hosting this week to deal out the prizes, something like "so, a copy of David Mellor's autobiography for the winners, a copy of David Mellor for the losers..."

Sometimes there would also be a caption competition as well, although this was used as a time-filler in case they needed a few extra laughs.

Art critic Brian Sewell with captain Paul Merton

It's a fix?

It has been revealed that the players are shown the clips and the questions (but not the answers) before the show, which although it ruins some of the spontaneity doesn't really matter too much because the questions act as a catalyst for the humour.

Indeed, the releasing of excerpts of the "scripts" for HIGNFY by Punch magazine (the main rival of Private Eye, which should sound familiar) makes one appreciate the intense level of detail that goes into the planning - nearly every factual point about each question has an optional gag the host can throw in. Furthermore, on a past Christmas video the programme sent itself up re: the level of scripting, so it was old news by the time this "revelation" came about.

It is perhaps interesting to note that although many shows have tried to emulate the success of this show, it still remains the best.

Key moments

There are far too many to mention, but two of the most memorable are:

Roy Hattersley's guest non-appearance. He was booked to be on a show but didn't turn up. This was not the first time he had cancelled on the producers. So, rather than book a replacement, Paul's team-mate was... a tub of lard. The show's makers were quick to point out that there was no connection between the tub of lard and Roy Hattersly. Co-incidentally, in that episode things were made really difficult for Paul because they gave him foreign headlines for the Missing Words round (yes, actually in foreign). He still won!

The tube of lard makes its entrance

Ian Hislop's fated meeting with Paula Yates. Perhaps one of the funniest episodes ever where they continually bitch about each other. Ian won the battle (but not before being labelled the "Sperm of the Devil") and Angus, Paul and comedian Gordon Kennedy get caught in the crossfire...

Catchphrases

"...Allegedly."

"In what way?"

"...is the wrong answer."

Trivia

HIGNFY came fourth in a 2005 poll by PruHealth to find the TV programme that "lifts people's spirits" the most, behind The Good Life, Only Fools And Horses and Friends. [1]